Sunday, December 9, 2007

Save the children!

In this hilarious online game BAT's friend Jared created for the Houston Chronicle, you have to "help the Texas Legislature cut millions of dollars from the Children's Health Insurance Program."

If you allow too many kids to qualify for insurance, you lose.

The news of all this CHIP stuff is a few weeks old now, but it was (and is) so ridiculous that the Chronicle had the cajones to blatantly shove it back in the face of conservatives who wanted to keep millions of poor-but-not-quite-poor-enough kids from getting health insurance.

When faced with an issue that makes you so angry, sometimes it feels good to have a hearty laugh at how absurd people can be.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Uncle Tom's National Park

From recent ventures out into the Hill County to what we like to call Uncle Tom's National Park, where our little Luckenbach can get some fresh air and see some deer and mommy and daddy can relax on the farm. Even if we have 5 loads of laundry going and I have to report to work later. Ahhh, Uncle Tommy's ranchito...






Thursday, December 6, 2007

Since you've been gone...

While I'm at the musical confessions, here's another: I love Kelly Clarkson. I'm late to the Kelly game, but Ian really made me listen to Breakaway and I must admit how hard I fell. Since U Been Gone is a helluva song; we can thank Linda Perry for that. But, damn, does Kelly Clarkson have the pipes to pull it off. I'm wondering when a song like this every really gets old.



Yup, she's a badass.
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So the Baker-Smiths have taken the little rascal off our hands for a little while today. What did I choose to do with my kid-free hours? Sew random things that I'll probably give away for Christmas. It was awesome. Here's a glimpse of what I've made lately.




Those are oven mitts/puppets for my nephew Michael. Right now, he puts his socks on his hands when he plays in his toy kitchen. ("Hot, hot, hot," he says over and over as he opens and closes the oven.) I also made a sling for my niece Jenna, but I'm afraid it's going to be too small. You think when you're making kid stuff, 'Oh, I'll just make it smaller,' but this is the second children's thing I've made lately that's turned out borderline too small. Crap. There's nothing I hate more than having to use a seam ripper.
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I caught most of Project Ugly last night. Once again, nothing spectacular. I liked 2/3 of the winning collection, though. They had to use old trends in three new outfits. Of course, the guy who had to work with shoulder pads lost. What an awful idea those were. I wonder if that will be one of the few trends in history that never makes a comeback...

Monday, December 3, 2007

Strawberry Wine

Country music has a very dear purpose in my life: to remind me of going to high school in Aurora. Who I was there. What I felt was important. What I loved. What I thought my life would be.

At least once during every trip home, I find myself at a country station, singing along to Faith Hill or Martina McBride. I was a full-fledged country fan between the years of 1998 and 2001. You name a Top 10 hit during that time and I could probably give you a lyric. I saw Alan Jackson, folks. So now, a few years on, I'm completely out of touch with popular country, but I catch a glimpse when no one is looking. Car rides back home. And in Austin, late night TV when Ian's fallen asleep on the couch before I get home.

I saw last night Brad Paisley has this song "Letter to Me" that's all about not thinking that high school was the best time of your life. I haven't had any doubt about that for a long time, but watching that video takes me back to when I was the one who couldn't live past Friday nights. And breaking up after a few months felt like I'd never breathe again. Front porches, tail gates, mom and pop shops. First loves, first losses. Unanswered prayers for God's sake.

The nostalgia that kind of music, with those kinds of lyrics, stirs up is why it's so popular, I think. For people who thrive on budding adulthood rather than the real thick of it, that is. For people who have not much more, "Seventeen" by Tim McGraw (which I thoroughly enjoyed when I was 17) really hits home. I embrace a token amount of nostalgia, but I've spent so many years distancing myself from that life, who I was then. I can only take so much before it feels too close to home. I start to feel the holey fabric of Rawley's red and black #12 jersey. I see the digital readout of the Subaru GL10. I smell the mill, the band room. I hear my lockers slam and Coach Heman yelling at us to hit the court. Small town high school life is rife with succulent cliches.

I guess it's no wonder, then, that there is an entire genre of music dedicated to rekindling your memory of this period of your life. When you didn't really have a clue, but you didn't really have to.

Anybody got any Deanna Carter?

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Project Ugly?

Bravo, Bravo, for finally showing a so-called "encore" presentation of the new . Usually you can't turn on the TV without running into reruns on this channel, but not so thttp://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gifhis season. They must be taking away the supply to increase the demand. From the episodes I've seen so far, this is definitely the least-interesting season.

Interesting or not, I'm obsessed. Have been since second season. Something about how they pick the fabrics and sketch the outlines and, more often than not, create something really intriguing. I have a small obsession with all things sewing right now. I may just be mastering patchwork designs for Christmas presents, but I can pretend I know what's going on with these amazing designers who make it to the show and who can actually create beautiful pieces to wear.

Some thoughts on last week's show (Episode 3, I believe):

The designers are asked to make menswear for former football player/"Today" show correspondent Tiki Barber? Who is this? He is gorgeous, you are right, Ricky. (I wonder if he can make it through the entire episode without crying.) That's why he's on the Today show, silly.

They try to focus on what the average person would wear, but they very rarely actually succeed. The outfit Sarah Jessica Parker picked last week to be included in her Bitten line was SO unwearable. It was a cape with a vest. I may not know a thing about what's fashionable, but I know I'd never even try that on in a store.

They are really pushing the "make it work" tagline, which is extremely annoying. Nothing worse than trying too hard to brand something, right Planning Newbie? One auf Wiedersehen from Heidi at the end is plenty of forced reality tv-isms.

It's more David Beckham, Heidi hisses. What? You've got to be joking. She says that like it's a bad thing. Seal could probably learn a thing or two about fashion from Mr. Beckham. I'd also really like to know where they got these God awful male models. They aren't attractive, and I understand the ugly model concept, but they can't even walk! There are thousands of male models around the country screaming at their televisions in disbelief. I join them.

At the end, all of the suits were horrendous. I'm so glad this challenge doesn't happen every season because being able to design fashionable womens' AND mens' clothing is just crazy. Pick one thing and do it well. I guarantee you Michael Kors, minus all of his stitching monkey who do his work now, couldn't make anything better in the day and a half they were given.

You're Out: Oh, here come the tears! Ricky made it to next week, but just barely. I don't imagine he'll be around for much longer. Carmen got a raw deal by losing on menswear. But it really could have been any of them. Below, the winning and losing designs. Think you can pick which one was the winner? Both are pretty lame if you'd ask me. Maybe we should ask David Beckham.

Saturday, December 1, 2007

Why have you foresaken me, Knox Files?

The good and the bad of this Saturday morning:

Good: Ian and I just got 9+ hours of consecutive sleep. For only the second or third time since the boy was born, he did the all-nighter at someone else's house. He is out with Uncle Tom and Becca, where he slept from 11:30 to 7:30 without an early morning feeding. Maybe we're onto something here....

Bad: My external hard drive, knicknamed the Knox Files, where I store all of my photos and music, is currently not working on my computer or Ian's. We even tried another cord. No luck. I'm going to have to take it in. This sucks. My dear laptop still has all my music and most of my pictures, but for the past few months, I'd been dumping all the photos onto the hard drive. I have them on flickr, but if I lose the original files, I will be heartbroken. Any hardware experts out there have ideas?

Triste, triste. Maybe not as triste as friend Corey's motorcycle getting stolen out of the parking lot at his apartments (our old apartments), but still, sucky nonetheless.

Magical computer gods, bring my hard drive back to life! I will never curse you again!

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Viva Leslie!


Please, for the love of Austin, take a minute and watch this video by John Kelso, the Statesman's "humor" columnist, of his cross-dressing muse, the legendary Leslie Cochran. (He's so legendary, in fact, that when you Google 'Leslie,' he's the third entry.)


be sure to watch carefully at the end

http://www.statesman.com/news/mplayer/news/News/44147

(My apologies for not being able to figure out how to embed the video. Any html techies out there have a solution?)

I really don't think I can do Leslie justice by writing any sort of follow-up analyzation or attempt at witty humor. I am fortunate enough to see Leslie a few times a week on my way to work. Walking from Bouldin Creek to who knows where, in a black fur hat and red miniskirt, gold earrings dangling from his ears. Austin is my beloved home, indeed.

Also, in case you were wondering, I would LOVE my own Leslie magnets for Christmas.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

The easy way out?

I promise this blog won't entirely be about kids and child-rearing, but I have to post about a Babble.com article I just read that put another light on how women these days go about childbirth.

Most of you know that I had a C-section in January (10 months ago exactly!) after
two days of labor. The first day, it was nothing worse than an achy flu. Second day, I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy. Throbbing, gut-wrenching, nauseating, incessant pain. It's the closest thing to death I have experienced, which is a fucking terrifying realization when you still have the baby inside you. They don't really tell you that part in the classes.

If I stayed still, it was awful. If I moved, it got worse. I couldn't talk. I could hardly keep my head up. If Ian and my mom and the birth assistants were rubbing me and encouraging me with kinds words to ease the pain, I don't remember it. I was too overwhelmed being stuck in the middle of what they were trying to help me get through. And stuck I was. Well, stuck Julian was. He was head down, facing the front. (They are supposed to be facing your back.) Stubborn as all hell to descend any further.

After 14+ hours of the worst of it, the pain suddenly stopped. Not when good old Dr. Monk, my OB who has 14 kids (I found this out on the Cesarean table) pulled Julian out, but about 30 minutes before, when I rolled on my side and they stuck the epidural needle in my back. It seeped over me. A physical numbness that allowed me to mentally focus on the child I was birthing. That was the "transformative personal experience" author Kathryn J. Alexander writes about. I think Alexander too quickly dismisses personal transformative powers the act of birthing on mothers has. But on the other hand, the natural childbirth movement goes too far the other way. Its teachers and advocates often deny, if implicitly, that mothers can give birth in a medicalized environment and experience anything as powerful as doing it drug-free.

Childbirth professionals with a nature-worshipping bias against medical pain relief seem to suggest that only self- indulgent, entitled control freaks — void of spirituality, feminist enlightenment and the ability to bond with their young — would want a pain-free birth. ... Since when did childbirth become about having a transformative personal experience rather than about getting a healthy baby and not dying (or wishing you were dead) in the process?

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Moreover, telling pregnant women they should attempt to deal with their pain as an exercise in "plumbing the depths of their inner resources," rather than honoring their choice to give birth on their own terms, without pain, is in itself disempowering.

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For me, giving birth was the fulfillment of a lifelong wish to have a baby, not a means of self-actualization.

Whoa, right in the face of all things Mothering, a magazine I subscribe to. But I really feel connected with a lot of what she's saying. I respect all mothers' choices, and I'm not against natural childbirth, nor the amazing moms I know who were lucky enough to experience it. But degrading medical birth experiences as less than natural ones is really ridiculous. This article made me realize how backward I had it before I had Julian. I loathed Cesarean sections and the doctors who performed them. I judged women who planned pain management, i.e. epidurals. I thought natural childbirth was the only authentic way to have a kid. ("It's what my body was created to do," I told so many of you.)

It's just not true. Attempting a natural birth is awesome and I would do it again, but you're no pity case if you don't even try. A healthy baby is a healthy baby. A frazzled new mom is a frazzled new mom. Don't make one feel worse because modern medicine gave her a little help.

Being a parent is what's really empowering.


p.s. The New Yorker tackled this in an article from 2006, which I read when I was pregnant. 'The Score; How childbirth went industrial'.

Photo by gabi_menashe on flickr

Monday, November 26, 2007

Walking those wiener dogs


Photo by chrisnichols on flickr

It's official: Julian took his first steps over Thanksgiving weekend. He's up to 3-4 max, but hey, we all gotta start somewhere. He shuffles his little feet a few inches forward, then pauses, musters the confidence to do the same with the opposite foot. This is the point when he usually falls on his behind, but a few times he's stuck with it and continued on. He's been crawling for months now and we thought his steps would come a little earlier, but no complaints here. He's quick enough as it is; I imagine we're entering an entire new phase of the chase-me game. His favorite hiding spot of the moment is the bathroom. He loves the hard floor and standing up beside the toilet or bath, knocking over whatever shower products he can reach. Don't even get me started on how much he loves trash cans.

So, "walking" might be a bit of a jump, but that's around the corner. He's also learned how to throw a fit. He stood up and squealed loudly ("Gimme, gimme" I swear it sounded like) and violently shook his hands. It was so cute, I couldn't help but laugh. Let's hope I can always take his fits so lightheartedly.

He's eating like a champ lately. The only thing we're holding off on feeding him are raw nuts, milk for drinking and honey. Or at least that's all I can think of. No reaction so far to the peanut butter or eggs he's been devouring at breakfast. (I don't know what I would do without the peanut butter tortilla roll that is now his favorite snack.) He stuffed his little face at Thanksgiving. Right there at the table. Turkey, stuffing, green bean casserole. Oh and the pumpkin pie and ham, which he could not get enough of. Gluttonous little dachshund, he is.

What a perfect segway to a little story about GaGa. My grandmother (who is actually GaGa No. 2. GaGa No. 1 was her mother. No you get an idea of where YaYa comes from...) has a thing for dachshunds. She and my grandfather, PaPa (see the pattern?), in addition to raising four kids (when you include Fernando, the Ecuadorian exchange student who lived with them in high school and who is like another uncle to me and Chelsea), they had like 5 dachshunds. One after the other, they all either died or got hit by cars on quaint little Pleasant Street in Aurora. After the last one died many years ago, GaGa vowed never to get another dachshund again because she couldn't stand the heartbreak of losing another.

So she collected them instead. Porcelain miniatures make up the majority of the 100+ litter that Chelsea and I used to carefully dust and rearrange whenever we'd visit, but there are also corn cob holder, glass and clay dachshunds in the mix. Playing ones, sleeping ones, red ones, black ones, long haired and short. They kept her company for years, even through PaPa's death. About 10 years ago, she finally gave in. A neglected runt needed a home, so she took her in. Daisy was a high-maintenance mutt who brought a zest to the house my mother grew up in. Then along came Chloe, an overweight wiener dog whom GaGa was charged to babysit but who never ended up going back home.

There's just Chloe now. The heartbreak of losing a pet came in full force when GaGa had to put Daisy down not too long ago after years of battling various strange pet illnesses, not to mention Daisy's inability to keep from urinating all over the house. Chloe is getting her turn as princess of the house.

My grandmother is such a good caregiver. She's too humble to admit it, but it's probably what she will be most remembered for. By her children, her grandchildren and great-grandchildren, the little old ladies she visits every day and takes to church on Sunday. And, not the least of all, her dachshunds, both figurine and real.

Friday, November 23, 2007

From the vast archival desert...

...I pull this photo of my mom and me from way back in May 2002. We were driving through the Arizona (or hell, it could have been New Mexico, to a Midwestern girl like me, they all looked captivatingly the same), en route to San Diego.

It was the first of two summers I interned at KPBS radio, worked myriad jobs (holla, Kinko's) and got my fill of sweet coastal California life. Uncle Chris invited me out there at the end of his Pioneers and Settlers speech, one of the pivotal invitations I've received in my life. He opened his home and his family to me. I helped grocery shop and cook (and ate plenty, I'm sure. Gez, lay off the Pokey sticks, would ya, Ads?). Mother's and Father's Day. Birthdays. I felt like an adopted daughter. They were so patient as a stumbled and triumphed in my new surrounding. It's still a time period of my life of which I am so proud. Making friends out there. Going to movies, parks, festivals and beaches entirely on my own. Discovering Addie outside Missouri was thrilling. It was the exciting taste of exploration that led to me studying in Spain my junior year of college and, eventually, to move to Austin.

And my mom, literally my life's connection to Missouri, came with me on my journey across the country to drop me off on this new chapter. Neither of us really comprehended the impact of my time out there, which, as a The New York Times article last week concluded, is better. No preachy parting words. No defiance of parental authority (I'd had my fill of that the previous two semesters as a freshman at MU). Just buzzing through the CDs and random truck stops along I-40, observing the now, recalling the past and hinting at the future along the way.

I fell in love a couple of times in San Diego, but fresh out of my chrysalis, I mainly fell in love with me. You're supposed to do that in college. You finally get to make all these concrete decisions based on whatever the hell you want. I'm just so thankful that they gave me the opportunity to do that. The Cooks for providing a home away from home. My parents for the good old '98 Corolla I still drive and for keeping me company along the way.

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Randomly from the archives: Dearest Scott Schnelle, always the animal lover, took in a pair of skunks right before I took off that summer. On one of those trips to Lockwood to visit Troy, he showed them off inside their little cardboard box homes. If I remember correctly, one of the little guys stuck around and, though he lived outside, hung around the house for awhile. Unless I'm getting my animal stories swapped. Scott has so many run-ins with critters, it's hard to keep the tales straight. Ask him about the bobcat sometime. Or maybe the two Jills.

Thought I might showcase a different baby every now and then.